*blink*
Why would I make a bed? I've got a perfectly good one right there.
I'm confused.
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*blink*
Why would I make a bed? I've got a perfectly good one right there.
I'm confused.
you call that a hospital corner?
I bet you'd kill for room service to come and help you out right now.
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 01, 2002 08:45 AM: Message edited by: Firebird98 ]</font>
*blink*
Room service? But I already ate. Why would I want room service at THIS hour? Besides, it's so EXPENSIVE!
Room service, housekeeping.. whatever. ain't a soul there that'd wanna be in your shoes right now.
But I'm not wearing any shoes right now...
matter of fact.. you're not waering anything.
FER CHRIST'S SAKE WOULD YA COVER YOURSELF?!?!?!
*bursts out laughing*
*addresses Sgt. Powers*
You think I'm in boot camp as a recruit?? What're ya, nuts? (don't answer that)
Reasons I'm not a recruit:
a) I'm gay! And you know it. So, guess I broke that "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
b) Hello, I'm a ninja lesbian. I've had more training than you've EVER dreamed of.
I'm here on official business. One of your recruits is not as he/she seems and it's my job to figure it out.
*continues to watch everyone with a trained eye*
*streaks*
heh, this is fun...
Hey Senior Drill Instructor! It looks like those recruiters out in the world are signing up a bunch of comedians! HAW!
Recruit Bran! I don't know what they taught you on Mount Fuji, but you haven't had training until you've had OUR training. And I don't know what "agency" sent you here "undercover", but by the time we're done with YOU, you're gonna want to do your hai-karate on them!
One more thing: don't ask, don't tell...DON'T CARE! We are all one color: GREEN! There is only one sex: NONE!
AS YOU WERE!
As I was when?
Bran, are these army guys as confusing as I think they are?